just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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