You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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