I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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