"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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