You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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