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watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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