Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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