Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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