butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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