i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I need water and some morals
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