I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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