I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
My life is pants optional.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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