office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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