Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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