: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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