I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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