Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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