so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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