at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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