I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
