I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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