Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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