The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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