Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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