At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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