**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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