his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I have post one night stand depression
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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