Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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