your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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