we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
kristin has been a bad kristin
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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