didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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