i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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