before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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