their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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