They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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