STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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