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Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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