"it" just moved
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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