I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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