gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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