In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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