WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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