if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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