Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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