She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The Olympian is in my bed
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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