haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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