So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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