I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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