Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Sorry about my life...
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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