if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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