Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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