pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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