If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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