whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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