She's JV to your varsity
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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