Nicole vs. Life
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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