Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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