I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
that is very illegal...i love you.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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