Porn is love you can see.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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